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#392363 Android on pc

Posted by tintome on 24 March 2014 - 11:31 AM


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#388731 camere foto rutiere @1983

Posted by tintome on 21 January 2014 - 10:26 PM


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#387914 Filme noi si bune

Posted by tintome on 11 January 2014 - 04:02 AM



The butler - 10


nu am vazut de mult un film atat de bun

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#387900 Ajutorul dat de Suedia dupa al2lea razboi mondial Romaniei

Posted by tintome on 10 January 2014 - 11:13 PM


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#383057 jokes [english]

Posted by tintome on 12 November 2013 - 12:23 AM

1. A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

2. “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

3. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

4. A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”

5. An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”

6. Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: “Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!”

7. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.

8. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t.

9. When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

10. The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

11. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”.

12. What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.

13. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can’t see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: “Can you see me now?” The four men answer: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”

14. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

15. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

16. A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting  next to him. Excited, he asks:  “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”

17. Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.

18. Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says: “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Gödel replies: “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says: “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

19. A Roman walks into a bar,  holds up two fingers, and says:  “Five beers, please.”

20. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

21. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: “What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.” The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The fourth mathematician: “I’ll have one sixteenth of a…” The bartender interrupts: “Know your limits, boys” as he pours out a single beer.

22. What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.

23. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French café, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress: “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies: “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

24. A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

25. A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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#381636 college humor

Posted by tintome on 01 November 2013 - 08:30 PM



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#381048 Filme noi si bune

Posted by tintome on 28 October 2013 - 02:51 PM


End of watch - 9

film bun, unul dintre putinele filme in care politistii sunt prezentati intr-o lumina buna


*nu stiu daca e doar o pasiune a regizorilor, insa America pare cam razna in ultima vreme.

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#380798 Radio online - posturi de radio

Posted by tintome on 26 October 2013 - 11:45 AM


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#379729 Intrebari & raspunsuri referitoare la noua platforma - FAQ

Posted by tintome on 20 October 2013 - 04:49 PM

daca aveti intrebari, nu are sens sa deschideti cate un topic pe rand.

scrieti aici si va raspundem (in limita posibilului).



1. cum schimbt tema?

r: stanga jos, change theme

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#38868 Filme noi si bune

Posted by tintome on 27 April 2008 - 09:21 PM

va recomand:

mr pierrepoint -despre ultimul calau al europei, a spanzurat peste 650 oameni  :o [nu e sangeros]

the lives of others -despre securitatea din germania de est, drama unui ofiter de securitate care urmareste un artist..... nota 11

if only-- drama romantica in care evident moare unu`si celalalt ramane singur pana la adanci batraneti [film de uitat cu o fata in brate]

superhero movie - comedie super tare

my sassy girl - drama si mai romantica in care nu moare nimeni dar se despart 2 de aiurea si sufera amandoi bla bla [ film de uitat cu alta fata in brate]

Jacquou.Le.Croquant - film frantuzesc, cele mai frumoase culori vazute de mine intr un film, efectiv fiecare scena poate fi un tablou...

national treasure -book of secretes : aventuri, puzzeluri & co cu nicholas cage
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